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Weird Al interviewing Ozzy Osbourne -

=Weird Al= ...I don't know Ozzy, I don't think this interview is going very well.

=Ozzy= We-we-well, uh, tell me what you want me to say...

=Weird Al= Okay, we can do that. Um, let's see, say: lippy lipey, or pipey sinking.

=Ozzy= Lippy... Lipey... Or, pipey sinking...?

//i finally foundsit//
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35waIijoy-s

Time = Illusion

Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 09:57 am Sword of Domocles

Where It Is:: AbNorman
Leaking Out::

busy
Audity:: Wounded Cougar - Drop Your Panties

Tags: outta

Well MoFoPuter's been down
& in a corner while I was doing
some deep cleaning. Back for a moment.
So the
"Sign Out Front"
may be out there
today or tomorrow.
House agents
are crazy!

This house sounds like such
a government conspiracy...
Lot Five (5) Block Two (2)
& shit. I dunno, just seems
odd. I guess I'm used to places
being called, say, "The Frederik's Place,"
though the Frederik's moved or died
out 63 years ago.

It looks like I'll be moving to
California for a while. That'll
be a'good. Change of scenery &
all that. Although I pretty well
know my way around where I'll be
moving. My cousin Lisa is taking
me to see Blaqk Audio at the HoB
to celebrate.

People are nuckin futs. I love
em for it.
Was a pall bearer for the 1st time.
My uncle's funeral was down in
Tyler Taxes. It's like my Mom's
side is so big, I'm either going
to a funeral or a wedding. I guess
I used to not go to much of anything...
because people are always surprised
to see me. What a jerk! Oh well;
I'm here now.

Let me guess. You'd like Beck
more if he didn't sing? Well
here's his band
http://www.myspace.com/woundedcougar
I've "been to a concert" of theirs.
On http://www.TomGreen.com
Twas grood.

//celebrate the year of the mustache//

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Aug. 1st, 2007 @ 02:31 am Thin Candy Shell

Leaking Out::

dirty
Audity:: Form, Die - Sonic Temple

Tags: draw , lose , win

Go here to guess:
http://theburgg.com/?id=8759
I don't think
the embed is working.
Get with It, Lj...

It's always kind of
annoyed me that I
couldn't rename the
"Recycle Bin."
Mainly, because it's
misleading, & I like
to name my shit
how I like.
This is how to change it:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/745060/windows_xp_tip_trick_renaming_the_recycle_bin/

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Jul. 15th, 2007 @ 10:52 am Punter

Where It Is:: abnorm
Leaking Out::

tired
Audity:: Amrageddon Dildos - Homicidal Maniac

Tags: scribe

I drew this yesterday,
using awesome #1MSPaint!

Isn't that great?
Makes me want to get out
on some water, now, though.
Do people still do that?

! Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread !

...your mantra for the day...

So, there I am; I made it.
I don't want to be missing,
though. If you feel I am,
let me know & I'll fix it.

go to:
http://syndicated.livejournal.com/wisdomfortheday/4946.html
for commentary, &

wisdomfortheday
^--------------------^
People should subscribe
to my friend Jason's RSS
comic feed... it's nice.
(He's the 1 on the right.)

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Jul. 13th, 2007 @ 11:58 am Guess Who's Sr. Pic?

Leaking Out::

uncomfortable
Audity:: Rotersand - Undone

Tags: comic

I'm going to be
co-featured in a comic some-day!
On that mid-night...

wisdomfortheday
Either way, you should sub-scribe.
Goodfun, goodfun.

Golly, I am kinda pissed.
Professional friend
of convenience.
Never was, never will,
can't be any fun.
Honestly, really,
this is all rather dumb.

I guess Smokey's extinguishing his
flame, eh?

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Jul. 8th, 2007 @ 10:27 pm Oh yeah.

Leaking Out::

pissed off
Audity:: Hellfish - AK47

SOUNDWAVE or I guess
what was supposed to be
Soundwave pissed me off!

Btw: that was a good game(s) of
darts; thanks fo sharing, Chris.

Here's the new international
sign for you guess what:

Final Countdown:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/0mrqdb

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Jul. 8th, 2007 @ 06:41 pm A-

Leaking Out::

spicy
Audity:: Hansel - Fucking You Is A Crime

Tags: mod

Dune da-dune dune duuuuuuuune!

http://modblog.bmezine.com/2007/07/04/the-spice-begins-to-flow/
Walk like a Fremen,
w/o rhythm, bay-be.

Hoping

nosgirl had
a birday that was goodfun!

The

was
all right.

Although it was around 2.5 hours long,
it seemed a bit rushed, somehow.
As long as you're not a fact
stickler, you should enjoy it.
As much as you can.

Roll out!

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Jul. 6th, 2007 @ 02:09 am Scattle Bars

Leaking Out::

annoyed
Audity:: Hellfish - Mean Gene

Tags: wireforks

Oh yeah,
I took some pix
while we were in
the back of the truck.
They's a botch to get
a good pic of, neh.

I must say, listening
to salsa musik while
watching the rockets
red glare/bursting
brahms in the air
was a nice touch.

+
+

+
+

+
+

Had a good time...
just wish I'd had
an appetite.

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Jun. 20th, 2007 @ 11:42 am In 3's

Leaking Out::

ghegh
Audity:: Ratatat - Montanita

Tags: ton g

So I returned a call yesterday
from Shaturday... & it was to inform me that
my great aunt's funeral was to take place on
Munday. I feel pretty shitty about missing that,
but it's also the 2nd family member in about a
month. Another great aunt. I'm not stuporlicious
but it come's in threes &
I don't want to embrace that old wife...
or her tale.

Had to repierce my tongue

& after a drop of sweat & a lot of pushing,
I made it!

go icepick go

I like to play pool, again,
not that I ever stopped.

I would like to invent Pool Pool.
It'd be easy... floating baskets
fo pockets & the billiards would be,
you know, beach balls painted accordingly.
Don't know about the poo'stick yet...
Fist? A rather firm water noodle.

Recipe for Pixie Snicks=
Unwrap a Snickers Bar;
Warm until a trifle gooey;
Sprinkle on Pixie Stix
innards to taste;
Enjoy!

I've always had a soft spot for
the TransFormers, but...
would I call myself a "TransFan?"
Who would do that? On purpose...

Speaking of ol hunks of metal,
this is a Yazoo mower:

It weighs probably 75lbs or something...
& add pushing that bastad on acreage!
Antiques are alright, mowing's fine,
but this just ain't the way!

Fry Yer I:
Camel Confidential sent me the following.
Dear Michael,

Right now, there is an effort underway by some politicians in Washington, D.C., to increase the federal excise tax on cigarettes by up to 61 cents per pack.

That would be a 156% tax increase!

Added to the current excise tax rate of 39 cents per pack, the federal excise tax on cigarettes could soar to $1.00 per pack, or $10.00 per carton!
...here's a link to an 866#/more info
so's you can 'urge yer local congress'
outta that short dress...
www.nocigtax.com

Well, hell.
I wanna hang out with you.

//slimes of a feather grime together//

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May. 25th, 2007 @ 03:21 am On Blueberry Hill

Where It Is:: abchai
Leaking Out::

hgee
Audity:: KMFDM - Back In The U.S.S.A.

Tags: bird

(5.24)

Oh what a night...
Birthed was I, a while back now,
so instead, I've been putting stuff
into boxes today to commemorate.

I had a pleasant dia.
The forecast for this week was
rain except Thursday,
& of course, that's the only day
it rained.
Grand thing I don't mind.

Also, slaphappy birdays to
Chris,

hello_robot, & Mark.

I guess I'm still wound up from
the life-sized Tetris game

theonenonlyrach
& I played today.
According to my Mom,
she's moving to Canada...

It's been great seeing all of yoos
& hopefully it won't be too long before
I'm back in town.

So, I'm going to give back a little, now.

If you like it, it's for you...

For the mothers:

For

kmfdmchick & her current fetish:
Ween - 12 Golden Country Greats http://www.mediafire.com/?0cdn5mxdtdy
I'm gonna pretend that last pic was my present, too.

I think just about anyone should like this;
perhaps it will be

fenuxdotnet's 1st tat:

Also, I think you should checker dis, mang:

(NYC) Bike Messengers Are on Crack
musik by: Broken Social Scene - Bandwitch

jackye & anyone who likes animals w/captions,
here there be poll cats:

& for those who don't like war/do like kits
http://www.wondermark.com/comics/186.gif

Liking the randomly oddish?

Eddie D w/Jaap Dercksen is mag.

melting needs to call this #:
1.800.340.9674

If you like pranks on the gov't:
1.866.445.6580
to call the United States Bureau of Morality!
Sounds so... montypythonish.

FLCL on Aphex Twin:

Cash's Hurt vid:
http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/losthighway/440063339_02_250k.wvx
...so awesome; people write songs for others or even
write songs for others,
but to give a song to another...
p-rops, Trent.
Wherever this bookmark came from,
thanks!

Taken @ Bdinner...

dust thise making thon
waun eaterth piza?

haha, lj is so more poopular than illinois,
slim pickens is cooler than coolio,
& clint doesn't smoke cigars

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May. 3rd, 2007 @ 03:21 am Pisser

Leaking Out::

here's johnny!
Audity:: Ministry - Leper

Tags: out

fyi
((we sit and we bitch
then we moan and we itch
to regain what we had in our youth
when what we have now, besides acquired know-how
is a better perspective of truth))

//

Anyway, I'll be in Paris
if you need me.

erm, in Tx.
Gotta make a bitta bank.

[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
http://www.wondermark.com
is a pretty decent comic...
reminds me a lot of MAD's
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions gag.

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Apr. 20th, 2007 @ 03:33 am Armageddon Dildos

Audity:: Excessive Force - Stormraiser

Tags: call this number , show

WWW.ARMAGEDDONDILDOS.DE/

German electro who's been around since 1989;
don't know about Inertia, though.
(http://www.inertia.gs/)

Here are some of their analbums:
Re-Match http://www.mediafire.com/f0lzydngmhj

Morgengrauen http://www.mediafire.com/fitkk2mtwyi

That's Armageddon http://www.mediafire.com/cnqfymimtov

Sangreal http://www.mediafire.com/7jgmngmhjwm

Let me know what you tink.

BTW: most of my beard fell off.

&: Want to call the
United States Bureau of Morality?
1.866.445.6580

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Apr. 18th, 2007 @ 06:32 pm Toot-A-Groov

Where It Is:: bouta see JB
Leaking Out::

cheerful
Audity:: Brian Eno - King's Lead Hat

Tags: unwind , upload

This song makes me want to pull a
Bjork & bangbashpingpowsomething...

Here:

Dark alley (dark alley) black star Four turkeys in a big black car The road is shiny (bright shine) the wheels slide Four turkeys going for a dangerous ride The lacquer crackles (black tar) the engines roar A ship was turning broadside to the shore Splish splash, I was raking in the cash The biology of purpose keeps my nose above the surface (Ooh) King's lead hat put the innocence inside her It will come, it will come, it will surely come King's lead hat was a mother to desire It will come, it will come, it will surely come. In New Delhi (smelly Delhi) and Hong Kong They all know that it won't be long I count my fingers (digit counter) as night falls And draw bananas on the bathroom walls The killer cycles (humdrum), the killer hurts The passage of my life is measured out in shirts Time and motion (motion carried) time and tide All I know and all I have is time And time and tide is on my side King's lead hat put the poker in the fire It will come, it will come, it will surely come King's lead hat was a mother to desire It will come, it will come, it will surely come. The weapon's ready (ready Freddy) the guns purr The satellite distorts his voice to a slur He gives orders (finger pie) which no-one hears The king's hat fits over their ears He takes his mannequin (tram line) cold turpentine He tries to dial out 999999999 He dials reception (moving finger): he's all alone He's just a figment on the telephone! King's lead hat made the Amazon much wider It will come, it will come, it will surely come King's lead hat was the poker in the fire It will come, it will come, it will surely come King's lead hat was a mother to desire It will come, it will come, it will surely come King's lead hat put the innocence inside her It will come, it will come, it will surely come.

http://www.mediafire.com/?12fhmzywyyy

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Mar. 14th, 2007 @ 11:10 pm Oh Yeah... it's 3.14

Leaking Out::

hungry
Audity:: Babyland - Plain Talk

Tags: birthdays , pi , st. pat

H A P P Y

D A Y ! !

...and also, if any of you
have a boifday in March, this one's for
you... it's funny either way, though:

Welp, I'm outta here!

edit:
St. Pat's, too. Clickyit:

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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Mar. 14th, 2007 @ 01:08 am Dear LJ,

Where It Is:: Living Room, Bedroom, Dinettes
Leaking Out::

jovial
Audity:: Flea Market Montgomery - It's Just Like A Mini-Mall!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Goto the Mawl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHaqCFQLxA

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Mar. 11th, 2007 @ 11:35 pm Today

Where It Is:: chaising the chaise
Leaking Out::

bouncy
Audity:: helicoptor

Tags: oh happy day

...was a good day.

Actually, one of the best
so far this year.

Thank you for being
there for me, Rach!

(tanks for the

Ring!)

Jeez, what's it gonna take for me to pass out? Was up all night last & me feets aren't failing me now!

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Mar. 11th, 2007 @ 08:54 am Big Orange Square

Where It Is:: chaise
Leaking Out::

amused
Audity:: Charlotte Hatherley - I Want To Know You

Tags: survey

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Mar. 3rd, 2007 @ 04:51 pm with a knife

Leaking Out::

restless
Audity:: Yaz - Only You

The ice cream van is driving
around the neighborhood.
Why? So the sun's out...

It's nice having internetaccess
again. Yup.

"Hana yome ga kuru, hana yome ga kuru."

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Mar. 2nd, 2007 @ 03:19 pm [spank]

Where It Is:: abNorm
Leaking Out::

oatmeally
Audity:: Evolution Control Committee - Rocked By Rape

Poll #938771 Smashing
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Det luktar flingor här?

View Answers

Yes.
3 (100.0%)

No...
0 (0.0%)

I'm not hungry.
0 (0.0%)

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Oct. 1st, 2006 @ 01:34 am Xtree Xtree

Where It Is:: someone's lappytop
Leaking Out::

slappin the knuckleducks
Audity:: SHULZ - Love Will Tear Us Apart

	Miike kicked Panda Bear in Gut
	The Panda later died, and it was deemed to be the last male alive, rendering the Panda all but extinct

'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com

//torchles// ty nosgirl! Rarrglug...

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Sep. 30th, 2006 @ 01:11 am Do It for the Billy Goats

Audity:: Rossini - The Thieving Magpie

Tags: jarb

So... I'm being offered a job that will take me to 26 cities or so. Only 1 or so is west of OK, maybe 1 south, but the rest are EAST! & possibly Honolulu? Not sure how long I'd be gone... anywhere from 2 wks to a month? BTW: the "An Evening With Ween" show kicked all ass but the boognish's. Eyup! I think I'd be calibrating something or t'other on the tops o' those, or something...

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