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Weird Al interviewing Ozzy Osbourne -

=Weird Al= ...I don't know Ozzy, I don't think this interview is going very well.

=Ozzy= We-we-well, uh, tell me what you want me to say...

=Weird Al= Okay, we can do that. Um, let's see, say: lippy lipey, or pipey sinking.

=Ozzy= Lippy... Lipey... Or, pipey sinking...?

//i finally foundsit//
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35waIijoy-s
Time = Illusion
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Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 09:57 am Sword of Domocles
Where It Is:: AbNorman
Leaking Out:: busybusy
Audity:: Wounded Cougar - Drop Your Panties
Tags:
Well MoFoPuter's been down
& in a corner while I was doing
some deep cleaning. Back for a moment.
So the
"Sign Out Front"
may be out there
today or tomorrow.
House agents
are crazy!

This house sounds like such
a government conspiracy...
Lot Five (5) Block Two (2)
& shit. I dunno, just seems
odd. I guess I'm used to places
being called, say, "The Frederik's Place,"
though the Frederik's moved or died
out 63 years ago.

It looks like I'll be moving to
California for a while. That'll
be a'good. Change of scenery &
all that. Although I pretty well
know my way around where I'll be
moving. My cousin Lisa is taking
me to see Blaqk Audio at the HoB
to celebrate.

People are nuckin futs. I love
em for it.
Was a pall bearer for the 1st time.
My uncle's funeral was down in
Tyler Taxes. It's like my Mom's
side is so big, I'm either going
to a funeral or a wedding. I guess
I used to not go to much of anything...
because people are always surprised
to see me. What a jerk! Oh well;
I'm here now.

Let me guess. You'd like Beck
more if he didn't sing? Well
here's his band
http://www.myspace.com/woundedcougar
I've "been to a concert" of theirs.
On http://www.TomGreen.com
Twas grood.

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//celebrate the year of the mustache//
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say 'ello to black jack
Aug. 1st, 2007 @ 02:31 am Thin Candy Shell
Leaking Out:: dirtydirty
Audity:: Form, Die - Sonic Temple
Tags: , ,

Go here to guess:
http://theburgg.com/?id=8759
I don't think
the embed is working.
Get with It, Lj...



It's always kind of
annoyed me that I
couldn't rename the
"Recycle Bin."
Mainly, because it's
misleading, & I like
to name my shit
how I like.
This is how to change it:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/745060/windows_xp_tip_trick_renaming_the_recycle_bin/
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peanut
Jul. 15th, 2007 @ 10:52 am Punter
Where It Is:: abnorm
Leaking Out:: tiredtired
Audity:: Amrageddon Dildos - Homicidal Maniac
Tags:
I drew this yesterday,
using awesome #1MSPaint!

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Isn't that great?
Makes me want to get out
on some water, now, though.
Do people still do that?

! Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread Sandwich Spread !

...your mantra for the day...

So, there I am; I made it.
I don't want to be missing,
though. If you feel I am,
let me know & I'll fix it.


go to:
http://syndicated.livejournal.com/wisdomfortheday/4946.html
for commentary, &
wisdomfortheday
^--------------------^
People should subscribe
to my friend Jason's RSS
comic feed... it's nice.
(He's the 1 on the right.)
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peanut
Jul. 13th, 2007 @ 11:58 am Guess Who's Sr. Pic?
Leaking Out:: uncomfortableuncomfortable
Audity:: Rotersand - Undone
Tags:



I'm going to be
co-featured in a comic some-day!
On that mid-night...

wisdomfortheday
Either way, you should sub-scribe.
Goodfun, goodfun.

Golly, I am kinda pissed.
Professional friend
of convenience.
Never was, never will,
can't be any fun.
Honestly, really,
this is all rather dumb.


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I guess Smokey's extinguishing his
flame, eh?
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not your free lunch
Jul. 8th, 2007 @ 10:27 pm Oh yeah.
Leaking Out:: pissed offpissed off
Audity:: Hellfish - AK47
SOUNDWAVE or I guess
what was supposed to be
Soundwave pissed me off!

Btw: that was a good game(s) of
darts; thanks fo sharing, Chris.

Here's the new international
sign for you guess what:

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Final Countdown:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/0mrqdb
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GhostRider
Jul. 8th, 2007 @ 06:41 pm A-
Leaking Out:: enragedspicy
Audity:: Hansel - Fucking You Is A Crime
Tags:
Dune da-dune dune duuuuuuuune!

http://modblog.bmezine.com/2007/07/04/the-spice-begins-to-flow/
Walk like a Fremen,
w/o rhythm, bay-be.

Hoping nosgirl had
a birday that was goodfun!


The was
all right.

Although it was around 2.5 hours long,
it seemed a bit rushed, somehow.
As long as you're not a fact
stickler, you should enjoy it.
As much as you can.

Roll out!
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peanut
Jul. 6th, 2007 @ 02:09 am Scattle Bars
Leaking Out:: annoyedannoyed
Audity:: Hellfish - Mean Gene
Tags:
Oh yeah,
I took some pix
while we were in
the back of the truck.
They's a botch to get
a good pic of, neh.

I must say, listening
to salsa musik while
watching the rockets
red glare/bursting
brahms in the air
was a nice touch.

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Had a good time...
just wish I'd had
an appetite.
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drag on
Jun. 20th, 2007 @ 11:42 am In 3's
Leaking Out:: blahghegh
Audity:: Ratatat - Montanita
Tags:
So I returned a call yesterday
from Shaturday... & it was to inform me that
my great aunt's funeral was to take place on
Munday. I feel pretty shitty about missing that,
but it's also the 2nd family member in about a
month. Another great aunt. I'm not stuporlicious
but it come's in threes &
I don't want to embrace that old wife...
or her tale.

Had to repierce my tongue
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& after a drop of sweat & a lot of pushing,
I made it!
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go icepick go


I like to play pool, again,
not that I ever stopped.

I would like to invent Pool Pool.
It'd be easy... floating baskets
fo pockets & the billiards would be,
you know, beach balls painted accordingly.
Don't know about the poo'stick yet...
Fist? A rather firm water noodle.

Recipe for Pixie Snicks=
Unwrap a Snickers Bar;
Warm until a trifle gooey;
Sprinkle on Pixie Stix
innards to taste;
Enjoy!


I've always had a soft spot for
the TransFormers, but...
would I call myself a "TransFan?"
Who would do that? On purpose...

Speaking of ol hunks of metal,
this is a Yazoo mower:
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It weighs probably 75lbs or something...
& add pushing that bastad on acreage!
Antiques are alright, mowing's fine,
but this just ain't the way!

Fry Yer I:
Camel Confidential sent me the following.
Dear Michael,

Right now, there is an effort underway by some politicians in Washington, D.C., to increase the federal excise tax on cigarettes by up to 61 cents per pack.

That would be a 156% tax increase!

Added to the current excise tax rate of 39 cents per pack, the federal excise tax on cigarettes could soar to $1.00 per pack, or $10.00 per carton!

...here's a link to an 866#/more info
so's you can 'urge yer local congress'
outta that short dress...
www.nocigtax.com

Well, hell.
I wanna hang out with you.

//slimes of a feather grime together//
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kurdt
May. 25th, 2007 @ 03:21 am On Blueberry Hill
Where It Is:: abchai
Leaking Out:: energetichgee
Audity:: KMFDM - Back In The U.S.S.A.
Tags:
(5.24)

Oh what a night...
Birthed was I, a while back now,
so instead, I've been putting stuff
into boxes today to commemorate.

I had a pleasant dia.
The forecast for this week was
rain except Thursday,
& of course, that's the only day
it rained.
Grand thing I don't mind.

Also, slaphappy birdays to
Chris, hello_robot, & Mark.

I guess I'm still wound up from
the life-sized Tetris game
theonenonlyrach
& I played today.
According to my Mom,
she's moving to Canada...

It's been great seeing all of yoos
& hopefully it won't be too long before
I'm back in town.

So, I'm going to give back a little, now.

If you like it, it's for you...

For the mothers:




For kmfdmchick & her current fetish:
Ween - 12 Golden Country Greats http://www.mediafire.com/?0cdn5mxdtdy
I'm gonna pretend that last pic was my present, too.

I think just about anyone should like this;
perhaps it will be fenuxdotnet's 1st tat:

Also, I think you should checker dis, mang:

(NYC) Bike Messengers Are on Crack
musik by: Broken Social Scene - Bandwitch

jackye & anyone who likes animals w/captions,
here there be poll cats:

& for those who don't like war/do like kits
http://www.wondermark.com/comics/186.gif

Liking the randomly oddish?

Eddie D w/Jaap Dercksen is mag.

melting needs to call this #:
1.800.340.9674

If you like pranks on the gov't:
1.866.445.6580
to call the United States Bureau of Morality!
Sounds so... montypythonish.

FLCL on Aphex Twin:


Cash's Hurt vid:
http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/losthighway/440063339_02_250k.wvx
...so awesome; people write songs for others or even
write songs for others,
but to give a song to another...
p-rops, Trent.
Wherever this bookmark came from,
thanks!

Taken @ Bdinner...
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dust thise making thon
waun eaterth piza?

haha, lj is so more poopular than illinois,
slim pickens is cooler than coolio,
& clint doesn't smoke cigars

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geminpi
May. 3rd, 2007 @ 03:21 am Pisser
Leaking Out:: surprisedhere's johnny!
Audity:: Ministry - Leper
Tags:
fyi
((we sit and we bitch
then we moan and we itch
to regain what we had in our youth
when what we have now, besides acquired know-how
is a better perspective of truth))

//

Anyway, I'll be in Paris
if you need me.
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erm, in Tx.
Gotta make a bitta bank.


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http://www.wondermark.com
is a pretty decent comic...
reminds me a lot of MAD's
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions gag.
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wsb